y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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