How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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