I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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