before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
only you would photoshop your dick
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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