I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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