And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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