I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
