OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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