She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
please come you make the beer taste better
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
