Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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