U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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