Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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