why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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