Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
