i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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