This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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