I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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