Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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