this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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