is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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