So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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