God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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