You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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