Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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