She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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