i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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