I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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