these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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