An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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