We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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