Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
this is an emotional support booty call
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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