doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
