I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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