Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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