i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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