he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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