Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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