So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
that may or may not have been my penis.
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