Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
