So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
