Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
wow bdsm is so cute
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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