are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Duck Duck Cougar?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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