why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
