I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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