it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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