also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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