I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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