Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
