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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(734): View more from Michigan

How was the bike ride?

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Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper

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(469): View more from Texas

Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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(650): View more from California

He's petting your head, we need to leave now.

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