btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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