love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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