I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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