Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I think I sprained my soul last night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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