I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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