i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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