its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You made out with two different species that night
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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