I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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